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Re: Notable Qoutations
« Reply #90 on: October 01, 2015, 08:28:30 pm »
In Mummys Mask, Boaz the Barbarian says, "Barbarian needs no ranged weapon, barbarian is ranged weapon." As he charges a bowman and leaps off a building.

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Re: Notable Qoutations
« Reply #91 on: October 01, 2015, 10:28:33 pm »
Boomstick

"I dislike that bird." Lines up the shot on a diving Roc after getting hit by a boulder. Shoots giant bird with Tanglefoot Shot. It drops from sky and slams into the giant who hit him. Bowling them both over in a pile of limbs, wings and feathers.

"Beware falling Rocs."
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Re: Notable Qoutations
« Reply #92 on: October 19, 2015, 10:10:34 pm »
Riddle: Four Dwarves are sent to guard and escort four goblins to a society outpost. Who does Ambrus Valsim hate?

(Introducing Drogan McCracken, Ranger. Yes, he IS related to THAT Mccracken, and his mule: You ole B@$tard!)
Bystander: "Why do you call him that?" (Mule bites him) "You B@$tard!"
Drogan: "Now you know... "

Goblins spit up four alchemist fires, set ice troll on fire.
Drogan: "Im conflicted about this" (As he watched the little green wretches dance around the burning troll)
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Re: Notable Qoutations
« Reply #93 on: December 13, 2015, 08:47:36 am »
Ruby Pheonix Tournament Superlatives
"Most likely to Shank a Guy in the Kidney" -Mike E's Ninja and Jeff's Unchained Rogue
"Most likely to riddle you with arrows till you look like a chicken" Eden's Ranger an Will's Lore Warden
"Most likely to set someone on fire" - Ryan's terrifying Fire Sorcerer
"Most likely to throat punch her foe" My dirty tricking Tower Shield Specialist Rhea, pantsing, throat punching an swatting people across the face with her Bastard sword from Magmimar to Goka.

First Encounter: Rhea vs Monk
GM: I beat your init by 1, (Rolls twice against the highest CMD in the party, gets like 6 and a 12) You're..grappled Pinned.. What do you do?

Me: After failing my escape attempt. "Concede the fight while he's trying to thread my foot thru my ear?"

Fun was had by all and let me be the first to thank Josh for putting up with us.


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-Kyrie Ebonblade: Musket Master 5/Grenadier 6
-Cindrana Longpath: Tiefling Adm Wiz 13/PFS Agent 1
-Baroness Roasa Del Noire of Lower Zanim Cleric 11/EoB 2
-Rhea Silverman Tower Spec 11
-Akim the Crafty Lore Warden 3/Trapsmith 4
-Boom Stick McKraken Gun Tank 1/Spellbreaker 6/Shield Mars 3

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Re: Notable Qoutations
« Reply #94 on: January 29, 2016, 09:26:31 pm »
The party is voting on whether to continue messing with a room that is clearly evil or begin to explore further. Trent's paladin used detect evil and was knocked out.
The party is relatively split after a few minutes of discussion. We all look at my 7 year old to decide what to do. Mike E. and Patrick look at him to make a decision. Mike asks what we should do.
Trent "I can't vote I'm knocked out!"
Massive RP victory for a 7 year who out RP'd a table of grown ups.

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Re: Notable Qoutations
« Reply #95 on: June 07, 2017, 12:45:36 pm »
Boomstick Quotes

"You hurt her.. I'll put so much lead in ye, we could use yer head as a rattle."
"I'm a wee bit conflicted.. I damned an evil being into perpetual marriage.. was that too evil?"
"That's an Axe.. it ain't a weapon.. It's.. Dwarven Cultural ..."
(Pulling out a HUGE pile of weapons as weapons check, mostly Axes) "I'm very inta my culture."

"So, just cause of all the shootin I do.. let me re-ask.. You want ME to cause an incident at a Party?" (Dangerously big grin)

"Check out me badger in the brush!" (Dancing in a kilt (with nothing under) while eating a home made Dagwood of epic proportions (and contents) and the biggest stein of alcohol he could find.)

Definitions of places.
"Hell's Armpit" the 'Boomstick' McCracken definition: Any place below 3000 ft above sea level, any location where temps below freezing are rarely seen and/or (most recently) the Elemental Plane of Fire. (And Drendle Dreg's Office @ 2 am)

"Civilization": Any place where beer comes in pints (dark or blond), Whiskey is readily available and there is dwarven 'bar food'. (Pickled things, sandwiches and or nachos.)
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-Kyrie Ebonblade: Musket Master 5/Grenadier 6
-Cindrana Longpath: Tiefling Adm Wiz 13/PFS Agent 1
-Baroness Roasa Del Noire of Lower Zanim Cleric 11/EoB 2
-Rhea Silverman Tower Spec 11
-Akim the Crafty Lore Warden 3/Trapsmith 4
-Boom Stick McKraken Gun Tank 1/Spellbreaker 6/Shield Mars 3

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Re: Notable Qoutations
« Reply #96 on: June 22, 2017, 01:10:26 pm »
Terrifying thought: Perkins, killer of Mission NPCs, has a statue in Ustalav for rescuing the woman he 'nearly killed' with his Longhammer.  The poor actress most likely twitches every time someone rings a bell with a small hammer
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Re: Notable Qoutations
« Reply #97 on: November 08, 2019, 06:30:49 pm »
The Absalon Initation: The players introduce a new ‘recruitment tool’ for the Society. A wet sock filled with sand. The volunteers are invited to fall down on the ground with their eyes closed.

Tellun McCracken (Dwarven Lush) finds out things for the party by hanging out in bars. (In slurred voice) “I’m a social drinker.. someone is drinking..I say ‘So shall I!””
-Kyrie Ebonblade: Musket Master 5/Grenadier 6
-Cindrana Longpath: Tiefling Adm Wiz 13/PFS Agent 1
-Baroness Roasa Del Noire of Lower Zanim Cleric 11/EoB 2
-Rhea Silverman Tower Spec 11
-Akim the Crafty Lore Warden 3/Trapsmith 4
-Boom Stick McKraken Gun Tank 1/Spellbreaker 6/Shield Mars 3